Journal of Miscellany
Concerning the developements of Jacob in this strange and unpredictable world.
3.1.09
Contradiction?
I decided to iron out some problems that held me up last year, and I've come to a conclusion.
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The Slow Dancer


The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

Your exact male opposite:

The Hornivore

The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

Always avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM)

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), The Sonnet (DGLD)












Link:The Online Dating Persona Test
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Your result for The Your Type of Girl Test...

The Bad Girl

53% Sexy-Cute, 30% Dark-Light, 58% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, Dark, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, it's the Bad Girl. You can't confine her to one specific 'look,' but you know her when you see her... and for some people, it's love (or its hotter, sweatier cousin: lust) at first site.

Link:Take The Your Type of Girl Test
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The above combo can't really work out, so I might as well give up.

Then there's my overall health, which didn't really fare well for the final quarter of last year.

And then there's this:

How troublesome!

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