Journal of Miscellany
Concerning the developements of Jacob in this strange and unpredictable world.
30.3.07
The Death Test
According to our research, you'll be dead by

March 2066

at age 79


- probable cause -


heart attack


YOU DIE: 78.8 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.



WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds


You have 22114.1 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 23% of your life.

This test is always available at:
www.okcupid.com/death




A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 718223 test takers.


17% smoke.
42% have health insurance.
5% eat a lot of nice beef.
39% hold in farts.
13% are impressed with themselves.
The top cause of death among relatives was cancer.
The most widely suffered ailment among takers is high blood pressure.
The average day for an OkCupid user involves 7.8 hours of sleep and 1.1 movements of the bowel.




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